So I guess there's a girl.

So I met a girl. Now I know, I know. RED ALERT! But I think this one is different. Just like Emily Reynoso, Brittany Constitine, Brittany Verlardo, Lauren Winburn, Harmony Smith, Kelsie Schmitt, and last but not least Alyssa Snider. But really this time I think I'm going somewhere. Now yes this is the chick that said:

"I would never suck a dick but I would let him cum all over my face" 

But let's look at some pros and cons before we start judging on my type. 

PROS.

• We have so much in common. I seriously have never met a girl I have had so much in common with. It's kind of creepy.
• She has a sick and twisted mind, unlike any girl I've ever met.
• She smokes weed.
• She doesn't say "oh my god" after everything she says.
• She's hot and funny. Trying to find a girl with both of these qualities is like trying to take a needle out a hay stack. Wow that was lame. I was going to throw another Miley Cyrus reference but I think I've said enough on her. 

CONS.

• I don't have any.
• I don't have any yet.
• I don't have any yet, but that doesn't mean it won't be soon when I start seeing some.
• I thought I had one but I forgot.

Who the fuck even reads this shit? The only person I can really think of who likes reading this nonsense is Marissa. Who's Marissa? Don't ask. It's a LONG ass story. But don't worry I'll get to her later.

I don't know why I blog. Maybe it's just something to get me through the day of....oh who the fuck gives a shit?

Oh I just remembered another pro, she's a virgin. You wanna know who the last virgin I've been with was? I can't tell you because there's no such thing as being a virgin in Vegas. 

So I don't know what's happening here. And who the fuck knows where this "so.....what's going on here?" relationship is heading. But don't worry I'll keep you posted.

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