Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Guy Who Doesn't Think Before Typing.

Aids is the worst disease you try to get sympathy for. It really is. Because I know if my friends found out I have AIDS it would go something like this:

ME: Hey man I got to tell you something pretty crazy.
FRIEND: What's up man?
ME: I'm dying.
FRIEND: Oh shit man. Of what?
ME: AIDS.
(awkward silence)

FRIEND: Well...you're like on my couch. Should I get a new couch? Should I get tested? We high-fived each other, man. Am I gonna give it to my dog? Will I spread it to my whole family? You know what on second thought, you should go. I'm moving places. 

No matter what if you tell a guy you're dying of AIDS it will just bounce back and make them look like the innocent ones. 

So I didn't really come on here so I can talk about Aids and shit. I came on here to speak about...whatever the fuck is in my head. I'm in the usual class and as usual I'm stoned and bored. I need to go out more. I'm starting to be a hipster and not a good kind of hipster. A fucking hate-loving asshole who hates his generation. Everything that I see on television or the internet makes me want to build a time machine and go to the 70s where non of this high-tech shit is here. Now don't get me wrong I love my phone, I love my instagram and I love my twitter, but that shit gets really old, really fast. Just like the other day I was watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and one of the questions were:

"which hash tag did Miley Cyrus use after the VMAs?" 

That's when I realized this entire country is relying on the WORST THINGS. And I hate the fact that every single tween in America is defending Miley Cyrus. 

"You don't understand, she's just misunderstood!"

No you don't understand that's she's just a whore. She's becoming the next Brittany Spears, a complete joke (but thankfully she's becoming normal again). And this shit makes me sad because I grew up having my cousin and my mom's boyfriend's daughter watch "Hannah Montana" and I fucking remember the first episode being released! So seeing her turn into this raging hooker is really making me wonder how half of my "sweet and innocent" friends are going to end up like. And isn't that 'High School Musical' tool in rehab for heroin? What the fuck is happening to this nation? Ugh. 

Don't you guys remember "Cow and Chicken" or "Dexter's Lab". Hell fucking "Blue's Clues"? All of that will be missed. The 90s are the new 80s, the 2000s are the new 90s and the 2010s are....well the 2010s. 

Until Next Time.

Justin Adams. The Guy Who Doesn't Think Before Typing.

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