Those Crazy Cats.

Okay so call me a douche but I came to solution on what to do with what's-her-face today. Either A) don't talk to her all day and wait for a response or B) don't talk to her all week and wait for a response. This is something that my buddies in Vegas taught me to do. But I never did it.

"I'm telling you dude, if you ignore her all day or all week, she'll be crawling back to you." says my buddy Shay.

This thought made me think about the old times with my extremely reckless and irresponsible buddies, Davontte, Shay, Will, Algore and Chris. Oh boy, I've seen some fucked up shit and done some fucked up shit with these crazy cats. Let's start from the beginning...

THE OLD DAYS.

(My Freshmen Year)

Okay so now we already know I was a little bitch back then. But that all really changed after Freshmen year when I met these crazy guys. 

"Bro, you're going to end up being a bum if you waste your time with those guys," says Niko.

Niko was my best friend. Actually I still consider him to be my best friend. I lost that best friend that year since we both went to two different paths. I went to the path of partying and smoking weed as he went down the path of dating and getting bitched at every corner. But don't worry we'll get to Niko's story later.

THE FIRST BLUNT.

I was at the park with Niko and his girlfriend Angie, as the guys came out of nowhere heading to the tunnels to spark the blunt.

"Hey bro." says Algore. 

Me and this kid go back since second grade. He's one of the very few bikers who never made fun of me. At least not to my face.

"What're you guys doing?" I asked.
"We're gonna get fucking faded, bro. Wanna come?" says Algore.
"Nah-uh, he aint' comin' unless he throw down five." says Shay.

Now me and Shay Watkins also go back, but our past wasn't so friendly. You see I met Shay in the fifth grade and he used to make fun of me HARD-CORE. Until one day it led to me getting chased by Shay and all of his friends. Now me and Shay weren't the ones fighting but it was me and his friend Issac. Now I can't really tell you the whole story because...well..I don't fucking remember it.

"Oh come on bro. Justin's cool." says John.

Now I've been knowing this fucking guy since first grade. Funny story about him. So it was Halloween and we were all at Marissa's (we all remember her) because she was throwing this party. Long story short, John and his buddies were jumping around and it led to John punching me square in the face, creating a massive shiner. 

"Alright fine I guess." Shay responded.

Shay didn't really like me yet, but who the hell can blame him? But don't worry I grew on him.

"Alright, I guess I'll just take a hit. If that's cool."
"Of course, nigga. Come on." says Algore.

I remember the face of Niko and Angie when I decided to just say fuck it and go down there. It wasn't pretty.

"You're actually gonna go down there?" Says Angie.

"What's the big deal?" I responded.

"You're going to waste your life if you hang out with them."

"Whatever, it's better then sitting here doing nothing. I'll be back in five minutes."

"Are you going to smoke?" asks Niko.

"Who are you my mom and dad? I'll be fine."

I went down there not caring about what Niko or Angie thought. Funny, this was actually the first time I didn't care about anything. And it felt pretty damn good. 

But taking that first hit off that blunt I knew that I was going to be hanging out with these guys for a very, very long time. And it led to some pretty crazy situations.

Now you maybe wondering what about Chris, Davontte and Will? Don't worry we'll get to them.

THE KUSH HOUSE.

Now this place is an abandon building, that we broke into and spent most of our days at. We would hang out there for hours, and we even sometimes slept in it. It was the most fun. Until the cops came. Now I can't really explain the events that happened in the kush house because well we were always stoned. I don't remember a lot of things.

DITCHING SCHOOL.

So there was this one time when me, Shay, Davontte, Jesus, and Algore all left school to get smoke a few bowls before class starts. Now it was a success leaving it was just coming back that fucked us hard-core.

Now getting caught ditching is one thing but a man throwing away his pipe and weed is just plain wrong. But we knew we were fucked the second we stepped on campus, because the cops were all driving really, really slow. That means they're looking for somebody. Then next thing we knew, the campus security is opening up the school doors for us, walking our sorry asses to the deans'. After we shared a moment. Actually we shared a few moments. Let me tell you guys something getting caught ditching sucks, but getting caught ditching while you're stoned is a lot more fun then it seems. So we laughed. We laughed like we never laughed before. This was the last time everyone in the group would be seeing each other for a while, I don't remember why but I do remember this being one of the many last moments. 

There you go, some stories of my old crazy friends. But don't worry, that's not all. There's a lot more coming I promise you that.