Well this is where life brings me. Once again on my blog, in the same class, high but bored as fuck. There's nothing to do in this class but playing on computers. Sounds fun, huh? No. It's not. They block out all the good shit, like porn and what not. I'm kidding I'm not actually going to watch porn in school that's like going into an airport with a bomb - you're not going to get out alive.
But the good news is that I got new weed. It's a beautiful moment when you get a fresh new bag filled all the way to the top with gorgeous buds that glow in delight. It's just like what Seth Rogen says in Pineapple Express "it's so good I just wanna stick it in my nose all day so I can have the smell", it's just that good. How do I get this shit? Is a question I get a lot, but it's a one-word simple answer.....GRANDMA. Yes, that's right people I got myself a stoner granny that gives me more weed then she should. But I'm not a thrasher like I used to be in Vegas, I keep my shit organized. Two joints, three bowls and four bong hits a day. I wanna make this shit last. Not to mention I got a whole hackie sack circle that wants to get high ASAP.
Oh my god sweet! It's Friday and a C day which means we get the fuck out of this bitch at 2:03 instead of 3:14. Wait. Wait. Wait. I almost forgot I got office hours today after school. What's office hours? Office hours is a fucked up thing this school calls "helpful" which it is. It's fucking genius. You see when a student slacks off and doesn't do his work he gets sent to a thing called cave or office hours which is practically the same thing except office hours is after school and cave is during school, before lunch. "Aint that bouta a bitch?" I quote Jason Mewes portraying his infamous character Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I love Kevin Smith to death. Just recently I got a movie in the mail called Drawing Flies with Jason Lee and Jason Mewes. It's a pretty bizzare movie but that's just Kevin Smith for you.
Is it almost time to go? No. Not even close. Well kind of close. We have like twenty minutes or some shit like that. It's funny I always thought I was a semi-good writer until I came into this class. I turned in this essay and the teacher completely bashed my writing skills, saying that I have run-ons and mis-punctuation all over the place! She really made me feel like shit. AHAHAHAHAHA. Just kidding. Like I care about what some washed up teacher says to me.
So this school is growing on me. I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I'm walking onto a movie set everyday that's how strange these people are. I have met a number of cool people. Like this kid named Anthony. I was just fucking around asking him if he'll do my homework for $5 and he did! So now my science homework is gonna be done by the end of...well yesterday. I hope he finished it, I'm not going to be a dick about it though. I'm not some stifler, coming into the school making everyone do my homework and then I go off and fuck their girlfriends, nothing like that. It's just that it can be fairly difficult sometimes.
So this girl in my theater hates me because I use the word "fuck" way too much. But what can I say? I like the word fuck, it makes my sentences more enthusiastic if you will. But I was nice enough to say "okay I'll stop cussing so much" but I always let one slip here and there so she literally said flat-out "shut up I hate you". Which made me pretty sad but then again I don't care because this kid Ryan in my class cracks me the fuck up! I do hope I grow on her though because if you toss away all the inappropriateness and the cuss words I'm really a sweet guy who's whole life is just a series of misunderstandings. That's it my whole life is just one big misunderstanding. It's funny I sometimes think I should write a book because all of my stories and experiences but then again something are better off unspoken. Even though I already started it.
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