Alright, Alright, Alright.

So it's 9:47 on a cold Sunday morning and I'm sitting on a couch in the middle of a f-f-f-freezing living room. But I'm not complaining because it's so I can communicate with my audience....that I don't have. I want an audience, hell I just want to be known. Yeah I'm becoming one of those guys, but who the hell can blame me? I've been alone, smoking out my bong and watching nothing but Dave Chappelle and Jerry Seinfeld. One of my favorite all time comedians is the one and only Louis C.K. Holy fuck this man is funnier then George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy all combined. I mean the show "Louie" is the best show on tv, he's the Woody Allen of raunchy material. But what can I say? Maybe I'm just not good enough or something. I mean when I was a kid I predicted my success would be sometime by now. But then again I didn't predict my dad dying either. I thought he was Superman. He lived through everything cocaine addiction, alcoholism, and he even lived through getting stabbed 14 times. Don't ask me for the story because I don't even know it. My Dad was a mysterious guy, who had a lot of secrets holding back that we're never fully revealed. He's just like the ending of "The Sopranos" it just ended. Boom, bam, cut, that's a wrap. No answers, no explanations, just nothing. Funny that was his favorite show too.

It's funny when all's you want in life is to make people laugh, you'll just do anything. Like this one time I got up in the middle of class, got on top of my desk and jumped off belly-flopping on to the floor. Not one laugh in the room. Complete silence. Can you believe it? I risked my rib-cage for these people to get a laugh and I got nothing. Well that's not entirely true I got suspended because I chipped the wood off the desk. My middle school was the shit. And I don't mean that in a good way. It was complete shit. 


Now you may call me rude, inappropriate, foul-mouthed beyond belief but let me tell you something I look at life in a different way then most people do. I look at life like there's opportunity no matter where the fuck you go. I mean you can just be walking down an alley and next thing you know something amazing happens that changes your life forever. But what can I say? Life works in many ways. I can't really explain it. Hell no one can really explain it, but one day we will all reach that breaking point. Hopefully it'll be soon.

Until next time,

Justin Adams: Your Unknown Blogger of 2013.