In Need For Graduation.

Okay so let's put it this way: I kind want to graduate. Now I know for a fact I can't since my grades suck more then Nickolodeon shows these days. I mean why can't they make shows as original as they used to? But even back then they were pretty lame, but not as bad as half the shit they're making now. Back on track, I want to graduate because I feel very bad about not....and I'm going to get bitched at by every sibling in my family. Especially my Aunt Theresa....

THE GRADUATION

Now I know the title is 'The Graduation' but I'm going to talk about my crazy aunt for a second. You see my Aunt Theresa isn't a typical aunt. Well actually she probably is now that I think about it. She's a raging drunk, who can't go a day without getting fucked up on beer. But I'm not going to say too much for the sake of it being my aunt. 

Okay so back on track, if I don't graduate I will be offically the only kid in my family to not graduate. Even though my mom nor my aunt graduated, but my sister, brother and pretty soon my cousin will be, and not to mention half the population of my friends too. I don't know what to say. Maybe I'm not meant to graduate, because everytime I at least try something stops me from getting there. And no people it's not drugs, because I don't do drugs. I smoke weed. I strictly smoke weed. No popping pills, snorting lines, drinking, smoking meth, doing crack or taking shrooms. I'm a pothead. Did you read that right? I don't think you did, let me help you out...

I'M A FUCKING POTHEAD.

 

Okay I'm done here.