Life is full of ridiculous situations. Like this one time I almost killed a man. Just kidding. I just thought that would catch your attention. All though I have been in a situation that ended with me wanting to throw a grown-man out of a 5 story window. But that's a different story.
I AM STONER.
Now I'm the type of guy that'll tell you to go fuck yourself and then smoke you out afterwards. That is unless you didn't knock me out first.
That was my opening line take it or leave it.
Okay, so I logged on here so I can completely bash Miley Cyrus for being a hooker, but then I stopped that because I then thought to myself 'Billy Ray Cyrus is probably tripping major balls'. I mean come on people, I know for a fact if my Dad saw half the pictures my sister has on her instagram he would flip shit but if he saw her on stage....wait let me correct myself on LIVE TELEVISION wearing barely anything, dancing like a retarded drunk bitch on spring break, and then practically fingering herself with a foam finger......his fuckin' head would explode.
Now no this isn't the real reason why I decided to come on to BLOGGER. I'm actually very bored and want to...how do the young folk say it? Let me try a few.
"I LOVE WEED"
- JUSTIN ADAMS.
There now all you have to do is copy and paste. I saved you a whole 3 seconds. You can thank me later.
On another note I'm leaving because..well I'm not going to kick around the donkey, I just don't like you. Yeah, you. Whoever the fuck is reading this you are by far the most selfish piece of shit I've ever set eyes on. Fuck you, sir. And your dog. If you have a dog. If you have any other animal just replace the word "dog" with whatever animal you have. We live in America though. Nothing says America like a dog. Or a bear. Holy shit if you have a bear you're totally an American. Congrats.
Love,
JUSTIN ADAMS. (I was going to put a smiley face here but I'm too high to do that so I'm going to give you a full on description of a smiley face. Now first we start off with : then we bring in a little ) then next thing you know you've got yourself a little smiley face. Now please note that you DON'T HAVE TO use the smiley face. This is America after all and as an American I should state that you are free to use and/or not use the smiley face. Good night and good luck. Who said that again? I know George Clooney did a movie about it but I forgot what it was called.)
Okay, so I logged on here so I can completely bash Miley Cyrus for being a hooker, but then I stopped that because I then thought to myself 'Billy Ray Cyrus is probably tripping major balls'. I mean come on people, I know for a fact if my Dad saw half the pictures my sister has on her instagram he would flip shit but if he saw her on stage....wait let me correct myself on LIVE TELEVISION wearing barely anything, dancing like a retarded drunk bitch on spring break, and then practically fingering herself with a foam finger......his fuckin' head would explode.
Now no this isn't the real reason why I decided to come on to BLOGGER. I'm actually very bored and want to...how do the young folk say it? Let me try a few.
- chill
- slap a bitch
- pop a cap in them bitches and take hella money.
- beat the pussy up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
"I LOVE WEED"
- JUSTIN ADAMS.
There now all you have to do is copy and paste. I saved you a whole 3 seconds. You can thank me later.
On another note I'm leaving because..well I'm not going to kick around the donkey, I just don't like you. Yeah, you. Whoever the fuck is reading this you are by far the most selfish piece of shit I've ever set eyes on. Fuck you, sir. And your dog. If you have a dog. If you have any other animal just replace the word "dog" with whatever animal you have. We live in America though. Nothing says America like a dog. Or a bear. Holy shit if you have a bear you're totally an American. Congrats.
Love,
JUSTIN ADAMS. (I was going to put a smiley face here but I'm too high to do that so I'm going to give you a full on description of a smiley face. Now first we start off with : then we bring in a little ) then next thing you know you've got yourself a little smiley face. Now please note that you DON'T HAVE TO use the smiley face. This is America after all and as an American I should state that you are free to use and/or not use the smiley face. Good night and good luck. Who said that again? I know George Clooney did a movie about it but I forgot what it was called.)
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